SNACK BREAK #17: Taylor Swift turning us into insomniacs, our focus group with Grandma’s and capri pants are back…

Guess who’s back? Back again? Me babes.

ICYMI:

We struck gold with our new flavor, Grandma’s Oatmeal Chocolate Chip. Not only did we collab with ur grandma, but this ones like a literal cozy hug for your taste buds. It’s ONLY available online and we’re down to the last few. You guys WON’T STOP TALKING ABOUT IT.

(P.S. use code: IREADTHIS for 15% off ur order, DON’T tell my boss)

Taylor Turning Us Into Insomniacs:

I’m obviously talking about her dropping an album at 2am. Be serious babe. Jk. Like Machine Gun Kelly said: “I don’t want any smoke with her fan base”, me either…I’m scared of y’all. I’m ranking her TOP 3 SONGS (because 31 songs is too many to rank tbh) and what I think they’re about as someone who is, respectfully, a non-Swiftie:

A. The Tortured Poets Department: This one was GOOD. Really just a Healy Smear Campaign™️, don’t ask me who Matty Healy is though.

B. thanK you aIMee: …sorry Kim, I was super into this one. Has anyone checked her pulse? Release a statement if ur not scared.

C. The Alchemy: I mean…it’s written all over the lyrics that this one is about Travis Kelce. Where’s the trophy? / He just comes running over to me? Y’ALL EARTHQUAKED OVER THAT.

(the real album cover)

Whole Foods Really Said: “We’ll Have What You’re Having”

Our donuts launched 🚨 NATIONWIDE 🚨 in Whole Foods!!!! Per usual, we had a photoshoot outside the storefront to celebrate. I got a little too excited…just look at my face??? Want to know where you can find us? Check our store locator bestie.

Capri’s are back…ughhh:

We’ve been hearing rumblings of capri pants coming back from the de*d. Wtf is going on? Haven’t we been through enough?! They don’t pass my vibe check and I’m a millennial baby. Marie Claire wrote an entire piece about it if you’re interested. They even sourced options for us from brands like Shopbop, Revolve, FWRD + more.

(image via Marie Claire / Getty Images)

LASTLY, It’s Almost Mother’s Day:

LOVE THY MOTHER. Seriously, please call your Mom.

Not only are we about to celebrate our mothers, mother figures, grandmothers (you get the picture) but we’re having a weeks worth of giveaways to really drive home that SHE 👏 DESERVES 👏 THE 👏 WORLD. Stay tuned on our Instagram for our giveaways with Splits59, Cocojune and Auerum Collective.

Oh, and if that doesn’t cut it…we made a Mother’s Day Pack!

Signing off for now…LOVE YOU, WE MEAN IT.

Cait